- A reason to love the English language: "I did not object to the object."
- A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
- It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
- Charles de Gaulle's final words were, "It hurts."
- Don't worry, the water will be as smooth as glass.
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